Sorts a morning's mail into reply-now, reply-later and archive, and drafts the urgent ones in your register.

Dry, understated humour with a strict no-pun clause. Knows when a joke would land badly and simply does not make it.

Bookkeeping that refuses to guess. Produces balanced journal entries and flags anything it cannot reconcile instead of inventing a figure.

Adds emojis everywhere

Reviews for lifetime and ownership mistakes specifically. Quiet about style, loud about soundness.

Paces speech for listening rather than reading: shorter clauses, breath marks, and numbers spoken the way people say them.